nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

(via waitingformysweetescape)

didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

(via jeanssenpai)

meidosuji:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

Wait for it

meidosuji:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

Wait for it

(via applejuiceforstrider)

spicy-vagina-tacos:

But drake don’t care. Drake makin sure you getting ur fluids. Drake lookin out.

spicy-vagina-tacos:

But drake don’t care. Drake makin sure you getting ur fluids. Drake lookin out.

(via novice-whovian)

floateron:

frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

why not

(via cladjokes)

vinebox:

Watching Pokémon on Saturday mornings as a kid

(via leaves-of-konoha)

mausspace:

weirdtrip:

he looks so pleased
"oh look. look at this apple. it me"

horf horf horf

mausspace:

weirdtrip:

he looks so pleased

"oh look. look at this apple. it me"

horf horf horf

(via novice-whovian)

habituallydestructive:

*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*

(via humorking)

tastefullyoffensive:

Ironic and Unfortunate Shirts Worn in Mugshots [via]

(via novice-whovian)

komlin:

mastershifuuuu:

emmaegholm:

The times these characters were mentioned in the first book

Harry, you attention seeking fuck.

#yeah man he acts like the whole books about him or somethin (via bratty-kouhai)


He acts like the whole SERIES is about him

komlin:

mastershifuuuu:

emmaegholm:

The times these characters were mentioned in the first book

Harry, you attention seeking fuck.

 (via bratty-kouhai)

He acts like the whole SERIES is about him

(via destielfrackles)

Reblog if you DISLIKE Justin Bieber

hieis-uncle:

pokemonpornblogger:

awesomeisred:

fuzzykitty01:

paranormal-rebel:

randomfatechidna:

comeonbruh:

shanzadi:

holy shit, the notes….

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This has more notes than the ‘Make Dean in gym shorts the most reblogged pic on tumblr’

1 million more than the last time this crossed my dash.

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11mio. o.O just wow

I’m glad that my gif is still there

(via noonakai)

michaxl:

*walks into school* wtf there are so many people from my school here

(via humorking)

babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

(via mightymitochondria)